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Rules

1. Know that you are giving me full permission to be a complete ass hole. And believe me, I can. However, I know what it's like to be less than perfect, especially graphics wise, so I will more than likely cut you some slack.

2. Understand that I will be giving you constructive criticism. Don't take it personally; I have nothing against you. In fact, you don't have to take it at all. You can flip me off and never speak to me again if you hate my advice so much.

3. Please LINK BACK. You don't have to. You really don't. But it's greatly appreciated. It's not like I'm going to refuse to review your site, because that's straight up stupid.

4. Don't pester me asking if I'm finished with your review. I'll tell you! I am but one person, so it takes some time, ya know? Be patient.

5. I have the ability to not review you. Nine out of ten times I won't be a dick and I'll review your site, but if there are pop-up ads all over or something like that, I'm going to close the browser and verbally speak the words "Eff this".

6. Please, only English sites. No MySpaces, fansites, etc. Personal blogs are okay, but don't expect me to read them. I don't care.

7. I just started this section of my site, so know that my reviews won't exactly be up to par just yet. :)

Outline

1. First Impression (10 points)
-Here I'll tell you if I look at your site and immediately cringe or not.

2. Coding / Homepage Layout (10 points)
-Is your coding a mess, and does your layout make me want to yuke?

3. Visitor Content (15 points)
-I'll go over all or most of your content and tell you what's wrong with it.

4. Other pages (10 points)
-You know, everything other than "homepage" and "visitor content".

5. Spelling / Grammar (5 points)
-Duz u nOt splel go0d? Eh, if it's that bad, I'll deduct points...

6. Bonus Points! (x points)
-Impress me. ;P

7. Overall - Final Score (?/50)
-I'll summarize and tell you if your site still makes me cringe.

Pending

1. DeNiece @ Angelic Kisses

Complete

1. Tini @ Belle Addiction -- Read?

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